{"product_id":"dont-blame-me","title":"Don't Blame Me","description":"\u003cp\u003e\"Don't blame me,\" said the little boy. \"The problem with our oceans is that they're huge.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"That's what I've been telling them for 60 years,\" said Paddy the Starfish.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"I'm just a baby, so don't blame me\" said Junior to Bubbles the slug. \"The problem is up there\".\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Something must have changed, but what was it?\" said Angel Fish. \"I suspect lots of things\".\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"I know that you're talking about me,\" said Thorny passing by quickly for good reason.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"I know that you're here somewhere, Thorny\" said Dan the diver. \"You can't outrun me\".\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"You won't get away next time Thorny,\" said Triton. \"Your days are numbered\".\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"That's all right for you to say Triton,\" said Nudibranch. \"You have a shell and lots of food\".\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"And the more often Thorny gets away, the hungrier they are for me,\" said another starfish.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"I might only be a shrimp, but I can look after myself when it comes to Thorny,\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"I don't mind a Thorny or two,\" said the Wrasse. \"It's really a question of what we like to eat.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"What do you mean by that Wrasse?\" said the diver. \"It depends on what we like to eat!\".\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"I would have thought that it was obvious,\" said Wrasse. \"I'm not just a pretty face\".\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"It's not just what we eat,\" said baby starfish. \"As I keep saying the problem is up there\".\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"We're so pretty and up there they think that the ocean is so huge,\" said baby Fish.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Thank-you Wrasse and Baby Starfish, the problem certainly starts up there, not down here\".\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"President, Dan the Diver tells me that we have a problem. The ocean needs these shells\".\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"All of us creatures play a role, even if we are just slugs, shrimp or starfish,\" they all said.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"So, at the end of the day it depends on us all, even humans. We can't just blame Thorny\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Charonia Research","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50771642417384,"sku":"9780648609971","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0810\/9539\/3512\/files\/imageloader_5201d34c-a307-4be9-989d-de6ab7141903.jpg?v=1790256267","url":"https:\/\/shop.kuumba.app\/products\/dont-blame-me","provider":"Kuumba","version":"1.0","type":"link"}